''St. George And The Dragon''!
A hobo knocks on the door of the St. George and the Dragon Inn.
The landlady answers. “Could you give a poor man something to eat?” asks the hobo.
“No!” yells the woman, slamming the door in his face.
A few minutes later, the hobo knocks again.
“Now what do you want?” the woman asks.
“Could I have a few words with George?