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Spouses Trousers!!​

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said,
“When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home
was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to
try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me
that she couldn’t possibly wear them, as they were too large. I said to
her “Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. Ever since that day we have never had a single
problem.” Jack took his father’s advice to heart and as soon as he got
Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his
trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she did
she said “I can’t wear these, they’re far too large for me.” “Exactly”
Jack replied “I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. I
don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Jill took off her knickers and
gave them to Jack. “Try these on Jack,” she said, so he tried them on but
they were too small. “I can’t get into your knickers,” said Jack. So Jill
said ” Exactly, and if you don’t change your attitude, you never
will.....