[Skipton]

SpellinK​

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral spelling exam, the teacher
wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would
we have if we placed a 'K' in the front?"
After a moment's reflection,
Johnny said, "Canoe?"

 

[Mrtnst]

Makes more sense than what's in the dictionary.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Did you hear about the doofus who received a boomerang for his birthday? He spent the next two days trying to throw the old one away.

 

[JTeyssier]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Did you hear about the doofus who received a boomerang for his birthday? He spent the next two days trying to throw the old one away.

Hahahaha...!

 

[Arkycray]

He should have thrown it backwards!