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To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty.
"Tell me," began the judge, "is there any good reason
why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?"

The man replied, "I don't want to be away from my job that long."
"Can't they do without you at work?" demanded the judge.

"Yes," admitted the juror. "But I don't want them to realize it."
 

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