[mOiOz]

SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE...​

 

[Dennis]

Would be hard to pick which one to buy. my choice would be black.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you hire a horse? Put four bricks under his feet.

 

[Gunpark]

Would be hard to pick which one to buy. my choice would be black.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you hire a horse? Put four bricks under his feet.

I thought it was going to be, "why you brick a camel?

 

[Bob Patterson]

I thought it was going to be, "why you brick a camel?

The horse is not going to cross a desert, so you do not have to brick it !!!

 

[Dennis]

I thought it was going to be, "why you brick a camel?

Thats what they used to do to the Arab workers when they were building the Pyramids they did not want them wasting energy on their wives.

 

[SirExton]

I thought it was going to be, "why you brick a camel?

To make it go faster

 

[Reet]

Would be hard to pick which one to buy. my choice would be black.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you hire a horse? Put four bricks under his feet.

Since when did horses have feet? They are hoofs!!

 

[Reet]

A woman walked into a bank to withdraw some money. The Bank Clerk asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
The woman opened her handbag looked in a small mirror and said, "Yes, that's definitely me/"

 

[SirExton]

Since when did horses have feet? They are hoofs!!

Also should Hire not be spelt Higher, as into raise/lift up? Not to Rent/Hire? But then again, my dislexya may be getting in the way?

 

[mOiOz]

Also should Hire not be spelt Higher, as into raise/lift up? Not to Rent/Hire? But then again, my dislexya may be getting in the way?

You are right, but that is done intentionally to sound like a pun.

 

[Mark K]

I thought it was going to be, "why you brick a camel?

But doesn't it hurt?

(Well somebody had to ask)

 

[Mrtnst]

But doesn't it hurt?

(Well somebody had to ask)

Only if you get your thumbs between the bricks. BaBoom

 

[Wandiwa]

Only if you get your thumbs between the bricks. BaBoom

I knew the old "getting the dog sterilized" joke had to come up sooner or later ..........