[Skipton]

Somethin Missin!​

A food critic visits a local restaurant to review
its food for the town magazine.
The owner welcomes him and shows him to the table.
The food is presented to him and after a while,
the critic calls the owner to say that there is
something missing in his bowl of soup.
The owner asks whether it is too spicy or sweet or salty.
When the food critic says no, the owner decides to taste
the soup himself but he can't find the spoon.
"Yeah," says the critic, "that's what is missing."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Better the spoon than the flavour might as well have water haha

 

[Dennis]

Somethin Missin!​

A food critic visits a local restaurant to review
its food for the town magazine.
The owner welcomes him and shows him to the table.
The food is presented to him and after a while,
the critic calls the owner to say that there is
something missing in his bowl of soup.
The owner asks whether it is too spicy or sweet or salty.
When the food critic says no, the owner decides to taste
the soup himself but he can't find the spoon.
"Yeah," says the critic, "that's what is missing."

Dennis R's morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer

 

[Jennie]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer

Another silly book title, Yellow River by I. P. Daley

 

[Andrew]

Dennis R's morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer.

How about ' The Long Drop' by Eileen Dover.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Dennis R's morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer.

Another silly book title, Yellow River by I. P. Daley

Well hopefully, they don't meet Francis P. Dawn... some bloke did something nasty to him

 

[myopinion]

Book title, The Big Bank Robbery by Anne Dover

 

[Dennis]

Another silly book title, Yellow River by I. P. Daley

Join the club Jennie.

 

[Monmc]

Dennis R's morning Pun. Silly book titles. Swimming the English Channel" By Frances Neer.

You made me think of this...

 

[Emmy Im12]

Somethin Missin!​

A food critic visits a local restaurant to review
its food for the town magazine.
The owner welcomes him and shows him to the table.
The food is presented to him and after a while,
the critic calls the owner to say that there is
something missing in his bowl of soup.
The owner asks whether it is too spicy or sweet or salty.
When the food critic says no, the owner decides to taste
the soup himself but he can't find the spoon.
"Yeah," says the critic, "that's what is missing."

 

[Emmy Im12]

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[Brassmonkey1938]

Another silly book title: Running Waters by I.P. Freely. Indecent Assault by Eliza Down

 

[Tygie]

WTF! Why would the spoon be IN the soup when it should have been ON THE TABLE?
I am unimpressed with these ridiculous excuses for a joke from that man. Surely he can do better? They are rarely funny at all and believe me with my weird sense of humor i'd find the funny in almost anything but his jokes i am very much struggling with.

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Oops

 

[midgemills]

Silly book title. The Glass Brassiere by Seymour Tit.

 

[Ezzy]

Another silly book title, Yellow River by I. P. Daley

I think that should be DAILY not Daley.

 

[Ezzy]

WTF! Why would the spoon be IN the soup when it should have been ON THE TABLE?
I am unimpressed with these ridiculous excuses for a joke from that man. Surely he can do better? They are rarely funny at all and believe me with my weird sense of humor i'd find the funny in almost anything but his jokes i am very much struggling with.

Think you missed the point my friend. The spoon wasn't in the soup & wasn't on the table either.

THE SPOON IS WHAT THE CRITIC IS SAYING WAS MISSING!!!

 

[Ezzy]

Silly book title. The Glass Brassiere by Seymour Tit.

I'd like to see that or them.