[Ian D]

Someone under my bed​

A bloke walked into the pub,ordered a drink & started talking to the barman, the barman asked "what have you been up to" the guy repied i have been to physiologist to sort out a sleeping problem"
With this the barman asked "what's going on, what's your problem? The man replies "I keep thinking that ther is someone under my bed & i can't sleep" the barman then asks "how much is the phsyiologist charging you for that?" The guy replies " $300 per visit" the barmen then says "I can come around & fix your problem for $10"
The guy says " OK your on" they go to the guys place and the barman gets a saw & cuts the legs off the bed & says " there's noone under there now"

 

[John G]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

 

[Gerlinde Turchin]

Very difficult to read due to extremely poor spelling and lack of punctuation

 

[SAINTMAN35]

Was easy to read and was easy to get the joke wake up before reading it .

 

[Wandiwa]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

No-one can be under the bed if the legs have been cut off (not enough room underneath).

 

[Bob Patterson]

Very good; He must be Irish like be

 

[Gunpark]

People are losing their sense of humour in this woke world.

 

[SirExton]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

No room under the bed, for anyone to get under there!

 

[Oaklegs]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

Insufficient room under the lowered bed now.

 

[Oaklegs]

No room for his guzzunda either.

 

[Littleboy8]

Very difficult to read due to extremely poor spelling and lack of punctuation

what are you the spelling

 

[SirExton]

Very difficult to read due to extremely poor spelling and lack of punctuation

Dear Geraldine
As a past Dyslexic I got the joke no worries! I alway BLOK PRHNT when I write, it may be spelt wrong but peple can undastand wat I am writin! And as for punkuation go take a runnnin jump! I bet you get many uther thincs wrung in lif!!!

 

[Sharon Dercksen]

Hilarious! Cheap solution.

 

[SirExton]

If parents did this, the kids of today, would not have the anxiety that they have, from that green monster, under their bed?

 

[Littleboy8]

If parents did this, the kids of today, would not have the anxiety that they have, from that green monster, under their bed?

My sisters and I had the boogie man under our beds we used to jump onto our beds so he couldn’t grab our legs and drag us under.scary stuff.
Now I have something scarier under there “my cat” Little b d

 

[Olliesmum]

I had monsters in the wardrobe coz there wasn’t enough room under the bed. It’s a normal development phase in a child’s life, around 3-4 years old. The Irish never grow out of it, obviously.

 

[SirExton]

One of the best books I have read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_the_Bogeyman

 

[Jillnic]

Very difficult to read due to extremely poor spelling and lack of punctuation

I CAN SEE TWO MISTAKES.

 

[Suzy Q]

Now that was Harsh Gerlinde

 

[SirExton]

My sisters and I had the boogie man under our beds we used to jump onto our beds so he couldn’t grab our legs and drag us under.scary stuff.
Now I have something scarier under there “my cat” Little b d

Hi Littleboy8
I think you will enjoy this, a total send up, on how the humans are!
One of the best books I have read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_the_Bogeyman