Somebody Has To Do It!
A woman complains to her husband "you go out to the pub 4 times a week
and enjoy yourself with your friends, but you never take me anywhere,
you can take me with you to the pub tonight"
"ok" he says
they end up at the pub and he asks what she would like to drink.
"oh, I don't know" she says, "what do you usually drink?"
he says "well, I always drink beer"
"ok" she says "I'll have a beer"
they sit there drinking beer for about a couple of hours and she says
" well, I don't see what you get out of this, drinking beer all night AND it tastes awful"
the husband looks at her and says
"and you think I come here to drink this stuff and enjoy myself"