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Some Womens Preferences​

101 Reasons why women prefer cu***bers to Men

1. The average cu***ber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cu***bers stay hard for a week.
3. Cu***bers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cu***bers don't get too excited.
5. Cu***bers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cu***bers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cu***ber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cu***bers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cu***ber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cu***ber.
10. A cu***ber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cu***ber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cu***ber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cu***ber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cu***ber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cu***ber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cu***ber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cu***ber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cu***bers won't tell other cu***bers you're a virgin.
19. Cu***bers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cu***ber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cu***bers can handle rejection.
22. Cu***bers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cu***bers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cu***bers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cu***bers won't give it up for Lent.
26. With a cu***ber you never have to say you're sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cu***ber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends.
28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. ...take you to confession.
33. Cu***bers don't leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cu***bers won't make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cu***bers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cu***ber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cu***ber won't work your crossword with ink.
38. A cu***ber isn't allergic to your cat.
39. With a cu***ber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cu***bers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cu***ber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cu***ber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cu***ber won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cu***ber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cu***bers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cu***bers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
47. Cu***bers don't have sex hang-ups.
48. Cu***bers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cu***bers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cu***bers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cu***bers when you feel like it.
52. Cu***bers never need a round of applause.
53. Cu***bers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?"
54. Cu***bers aren't jealous of your Gynaecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cu***ber won't want to join your sports group.
56. A cu***ber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cu***bers aren't into meaningful conversations.
58. Cu***bers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next one.
59. A cu***ber will never make a scene because there are other cu***bers in the refrigerator.
60. A cu***ber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cu***ber.
62. Cu***bers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cu***ber won't give you a hickey.
64. Cu***bers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cu***bers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cu***ber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cu***ber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cu***ber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cu***bers don't compare you to a centre fold.
70. Cu***bers don't count to 10.
71. Cu***bers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cu***ber will never leave you ... ...for another woman.
73. ...for another man.
74. ...for another cu***ber.
75. A cu***ber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cu***ber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cu***ber has been.
78. A cu***ber never has to call "the wife".
79. Cu***bers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cu***ber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cu***bers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won't find out later that your cu***ber ... ...is married.
83. ...is on penicillin.
84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
85. A cu***ber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cu***bers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cu***ber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
88. Cu***bers don't care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cu***bers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cu***ber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
91. A cu***ber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cu***bers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cu***ber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cu***ber won't ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cu***ber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cu***bers never expect you to have little cu***bers.
97. Cu***bers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
98. A cu***ber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It's easy to drop a cu***ber.
100. A cu***ber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too.

Long but worth the journey.