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Smores!
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
………. Those were Goodyears.
Never break someone’s heart. They only have one.
……….Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
……….Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Be kind to your kids.
……….They choose your nursing home.
