Small, Medium & Large!
A young woman started work in a small village's chemist shop.
She had settled in very well after 6 months, the only thing that she had problems
with was that she was still very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist's mum had become ill so he was going to visit her for a couple of days,
and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms;
they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large).
The word condom is never mentioned".
The first day was fine, but on the second day, a large black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and said "350" please.
The girl panicked.
She phoned the Chemist on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs," her boss told her.
She peeped through the door, and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.
"Yes!" she shouted down the phone. "He's got one hanging there!"
The boss replied, "Well, go back in there and give him $3.50... he's the window cleaner!"
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