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Sky Pilot!
A young lady walks into a supermarket,
and on her way round she sees the guy
who'd had his wicked way with her the
previous evening, after they had met
in a nightclub.
He was stacking washing powder on
the supermarket shelves.
''You lying bastard'' she shouts,
''Last night you told me you were a
stunt pilot.''
''No'', he says, ''I told you I was a member
of the ''Ariel'' display team.''
