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Fed up with watching news of the Corona Virus? Watch Porn instead!!
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My wife said to me this morning, "My breasts are a hot as they were 50 years ago"
I said, "That's because one's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge"!!
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Just got back from the hospital. I'm never giving blood again... too many questions.
Whose blood is it?
Why d'you have it?
Why's it in a bucket?
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Did you know that they don't have Elections in China? In China an Election means something totally different.
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