[Luckyus]

Silly Dad Jokes​

I went to the doctor and said doctor i have a pain in one ear and cannot hear too well.

Doctor: Which ear?

Me: 2022!

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My three year old son had managed to jam approx thirty small toy horses into his mouth

so, I took him to the doctor. The doctor told me not to worry as his condition was stable!

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There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner when a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other, "That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."

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Did you hear about the Lego sale?

People were lined up for blocks!

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Sorry Sir we don't serve time travellers in here.

A time traveller walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the young married couple who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty?

All their windows fell out.


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Two philosophers at a Nudist colony. One says to the other, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes. I think it's these cane chairs."

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Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other,

"I don't know how to drive this."

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