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SIGNS
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
"WE WILL HEEL YOU
WE WILL SAVE YOUR SOLE
WE WILL EVEN DYE FOR YOU."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, YOU'VE
COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.”
ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR HUSBAND FIXED.”
ON ANOTHER PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"DON'T SLEEP WITH A DRIP. CALL YOUR PLUMBER.”
ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
"LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS.”
AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
"THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK ON YOUR FEET – MISS A CAR PAYMENT.”
OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP:
"NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY. WE HEAR YOU COMING.”
IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM:
"BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES. SIT... STAY..."
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
"WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU SEND IN YOUR PAYMENT ON TIME.
HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL BE DE-LIGHTED."
IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME:
"DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT.”
IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE A LEAK.”
SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"CAUTION - THIS TRUCK IS FULL OF POLITICAL PROMISES."
