[Skipton]

SIGNS​

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

[Jarred Santos]

SIGNS​

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

I'd hate to breathe in that radiator shop then

 

[Dennis]

Very funny. Dennis R's morning pun. Knock-Knock, Whose there, Alison, Alison who? Alison to the radio.

 

[phantomrose101]

Excellent

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Amos; Amos who? Amosquito.
" " " " ? Alec. Alec who? alectrician.

 

[Redhead68]

SIGNS​

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

[Wandiwa]

Very funny. Dennis R's morning pun. Knock-Knock, Whose there, Alison, Alison who? Alison to the radio.

Small world .... I know her sister Annette Curtain.