[Skipton]

Signs Of Mr Heinz!​

A little three-year-old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat
with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says, “Eric, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Eric says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't done 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes.
But, Eric, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Eric says, “ Works for tomato sauce."

 

[Wandiwa]

For those that dont get the joke, we'll wait for you to ketchup.

 

[Barbara V]

Signs Of Mr Heinz!​

A little three-year-old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat
with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says, “Eric, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Eric says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't done 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes.
But, Eric, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Eric says, “ Works for tomato sauce."

Another oldie

 

[Littleboy8]

Another oldie

And a goodie