Sick of cleaning up after someone else’s dog? You’re not the only one!

You’ve followed the rules your whole life.

So when someone in your neighbourhood repeatedly ignores basic decency, it’s enough to make your blood boil.

One resident has had enough—and their unusual way of fighting back is sparking a wider conversation.


A frustrated homeowner in a quiet suburban lane has taken to social media to publicly call out a repeat offender who has been leaving their dog’s droppings on the footpath outside their house.

The unnamed resident shared a post describing how someone in their short street—just a few houses long—seemed to be allowing their dog to foul the footpath every morning without cleaning up.

‘They’re probably taking their dog to poop every morning and leaving the s*** on the sidewalk every time,’ they wrote.


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Fed-up resident exposes dog poo culprit online. Image source: Reddit


To show just how serious the problem had become, they included a photo of the path—where at least eight separate piles of dog waste could be seen dotted along the length of the pavement.

‘Believe me, if I knew who it was, I’d be shovelling it into a bucket for a few weeks and ditching it on their driveway,’ the author added.

Fed up with the foul situation, the poster took matters into their own hands—literally—by grabbing a piece of chalk and scrawling a clear message across the pavement: ‘BAG YOUR DOG S***.’

They admitted the public note felt a little ridiculous, but the problem had pushed them too far.

‘I don’t want to pick up your dog’s faeces every other day,’ they ranted.


They pointed out that dog waste bags were widely available and affordable—‘you can get 50 bags for $2 at the shops’—and expressed their disappointment that some pet owners still couldn’t be bothered.

The post quickly struck a chord, drawing in hundreds of comments from others who had dealt with similar frustrations.

‘We had people having their dogs constantly do this on the footpath next to our side gate,’ one person wrote.

‘Told the council and they did nothing. We got cameras and put up a sign telling them to stop doing it and council comes by the next morning and rips our sign and poster out.’

Another said they had resorted to filming the culprits and posting the footage on their local noticeboard page.


Others chimed in with their own inventive responses—some shared recipes for DIY dog repellents, while one person confessed to putting the offending droppings straight into a neighbour’s letterbox.

‘I just saw the second picture. Too far,’ said one horrified commenter.

‘Some, not all, dog owners are the most entitled pieces of s*** in society,’ another declared.

The issue isn’t just unpleasant—it can also come with real consequences.

Failing to clean up after your dog can result in hefty fines across Australia, depending on the council.


In New South Wales, the on-the-spot penalty starts at $275, but if taken to court, it could rise to $880.

In Queensland, the fine is up to $333.

In Victoria, penalties range between $100 and $500.

There are environmental risks too.

With pet ownership booming since the Covid pandemic—almost half of all households now have dogs—problems like these are becoming more frequent.


Beyond being an eyesore, dog waste can introduce dangerous bacteria and parasites into the environment.

If it ends up in waterways, it can trigger algae blooms that harm fish and aquatic life.

A CSIRO report published this year highlighted another concern—dog droppings act as scent markers that can deter native wildlife from inhabiting certain areas.

This disruption can affect breeding, feeding, and biodiversity across otherwise healthy ecosystems.


Another local incident struck a chord when a resident in Geelong faced a similar neighbourly issue—this time over dog droppings littering a nature strip.

The frustrated homeowner responded with a sign calling the culprit ‘a lazy, antisocial p**** in desperate need of a hard‑core attitude realignment’ and even cited the local law and fines.

This story sparked widespread discussion on community accountability.

Read more: A neighbour's dramatic reaction to a local issue goes viral

Key Takeaways
  • A resident vented online after repeated dog droppings were left outside their home.
  • They used chalk to publicly shame the owner with a blunt footpath message.
  • Other commenters shared similar stories, creative responses, and frustrations with councils.
  • Fines for failing to clean up after dogs vary by state and can reach hundreds of dollars.

When even the council won’t step in, is public shaming the only option left? Let us know what you think in the comments.
 

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Many years ago my ex and I bought a home in Bunyip, Victoria. It was a battle axe block at the end of a road.
I did notice that this particular chapter used to walk his dog across our block to the vacant land behind, letting his dog relieve itself on what was our front lawn.
When we put a fence across he opened the gate and walked right through. At this time we still hadn't done the back fence.
When I chatted him about it his answer was that he had been walking his dog through there for years. When I asked him to pick his dog mess up he just ignored me and kept walking.

Next morning I found out where he lived, grabbed my husbands three greyhounds and went to his house, opened the gate and let the three of them relieve themselves on his front lawn. Problem solved, he didn't come back agsin
Love your style!! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Love your style!! :ROFLMAO:
Actually I'm a very easy going person unless you piss me off, lol.
I actually repeated this performance again once.
My husband could never find his way home from the pub and one night I rang there as I needed the car.
The barman, who forgot we lived on a hill overlooking the town, told me he wasn't there. I could see the damn car.
The dogs were howling (we had 5 by then) and they needed walking. They don't like to toilet in their runs.
So first I'd been lied to and then a neighbour rang and said "if you don't shut those bloody dogs up I'll give them a lead message".
Bearing in mind these dog's were my husband's and he knew he was supposed to be walking them I got extremely pissed off.
With some difficulty I got the whole 5 of them and wouldn't let them stop until
I reached the pub.
I opened the bar door and said to the barman "when my husband, who looks a lot like that bloke over there, gets here, tell him his dogs need walking".
Then I let them go in the bar and walked off. Whops !!!
I have calmed down a bit in my old age, lol. 🤪
 
I remember one summer I was out front in the sun when this mush and his dog right by fire post in front of my place . now he obviously couldn't see me but his dog looked like it was going to back one out while just there and yelled out that if his dog had s hit there i'd rub his F**king rub his F**kig nose in it! I've never seen any body pick up his and disappeared so quick? You'd have thought it was Lany or Banister?
Hahaha I bet he had more than BUM in his pants.
 
Actually I'm a very easy going person unless you piss me off, lol.
I actually repeated this performance again once.
My husband could never find his way home from the pub and one night I rang there as I needed the car.
The barman, who forgot we lived on a hill overlooking the town, told me he wasn't there. I could see the damn car.
The dogs were howling (we had 5 by then) and they needed walking. They don't like to toilet in their runs.
So first I'd been lied to and then a neighbour rang and said "if you don't shut those bloody dogs up I'll give them a lead message".
Bearing in mind these dog's were my husband's and he knew he was supposed to be walking them I got extremely pissed off.
With some difficulty I got the whole 5 of them and wouldn't let them stop until
I reached the pub.
I opened the bar door and said to the barman "when my husband, who looks a lot like that bloke over there, gets here, tell him his dogs need walking".
Then I let them go in the bar and walked off. Whops !!!
I have calmed down a bit in my old age, lol. 🤪
Did the pub have a sign like this behind the bar?

Funny Bar Signs.jpg
 
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🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Not that I ever saw one, but they never told me again that he wasn't there.
It was the joke of the town for a while, especially with the wives who used to tell the barman that they were going to ring me and ask if their car was there and if said yes they were going to borrow the dogs.
He came home to no dogs one day, I sold them to a friend (and pocketed the money) as he never took care of them, too busy drinking.
He asked me once after I left him " why I left him" dah!! Try 12 years of sh*t.
He said if you can't tell me to my face write me a letter. I said "nobody ever made a writing pad big enough".
 
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