[Skipton]

Sick Leave​

I phoned my work this morning and said,
''Sorry boss, I can't come in today,
I have a wee cough.''
''You have a wee cough?'' He said.
I said, ''Really? Thanks boss,
I'll see you next week then!''

 

[Jarred Santos]

Sick Leave​

I phoned my work this morning and said,
''Sorry boss, I can't come in today,
I have a wee cough.''
''You have a wee cough?'' He said.
I said, ''Really? Thanks boss,
I'll see you next week then!''

This is a real zinger! Covid and the flu be damned, I want a wee cough too