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Shortest Essay (NON-PC)

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Physical Disability
4. Racism
5. Homosexuality

The prize-winner wrote:


'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged **** is a poof.
 
Well, in the creative writing class, people should express their opinions on various topics. So this dude could have written anything. However, he could have done it more respectfully. I understand that you reported this for fun. But I'd like to express my dissatisfaction with such idiots. Why do some people always need to insult others who are different? It's silly for 2022. When I write my essays, I try not to use rude expressions. Even when I write "disabled," programs like https://www.reddit.com/r/collegehub/comments/wfcbn9/best_essay_writing_service_reddit_20222024 / correct this to something more tolerant and publicly acceptable.
 
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