[Luckyus]

Short Ones​

(1) This morning while looking for a clean shirt I found my wifes secret diary.

I was both delighted and aroused to read about her rough and dirty sexual fantasies, all involving anal!

That was of course until I remembered she's dyslexic and my best mates name is Alan!!!!


(2) I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into money.

Last night I serviced a girl called Penny – spooky or what?


(3) The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?”

Apparently “Only to stop myself coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.


(4) My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

(5) The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around.

You're not going anywhere.


(6) God made man before woman so as to give him time.

To think of an answer for her first question.


(7) I was always taught to respect my elders.

But it keeps getting harder to find one.