[Luckyus]

Short Dirty Jokes ( The Risk of Offence Is Yours)​

What’s long and hard and full of semen?​

A submarine.

What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?​

Fucking hot!

Why don’t little girls fart?​

They don’t get assholes til they’re married.

What do you do when your cat’s dead?​

Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.

What do you call an incestuous nephew?​

An aunt-eater.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?​

A cherry float.

Know what a 6.9 is?​

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

How is life like a penis?​

Your girlfriend makes it hard.

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?​

A dictator.

Wanna hear a joke about my dick?​

Nevermind. It’s too long.