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SHOCKED TAXI DRIVER
SHOCKED TAXI DRIVER
Greta was sitting in the back seat of a taxi.
A few minutes into the ride, she touched him on his shoulder to ask something.
The driver suddenly screamed, lost control of the car, drove up onto the footpath and then managed to stop a few inches from a shopfront.
Poor Greta was petrified, in shock, she apologised saying, "I didn't realise that a small touch would scare you so much".
The driver replied, "I'm so sorry madam, it's not your fault you see, today is my first day as a cab driver.
For the past 24 years, I was the driver of a hearse for a funeral parlour!