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A little old lady in a nursing home holds up her clenched fist & announces Änyone who can guess whats in my hand can have sex with me tonight"An elderly gentleman calls out Än elephant... Close enough, she replies.
A little old lady in a nursing home holds up her clenched fist & announces Änyone who can guess whats in my hand can have sex with me tonight"An elderly gentleman calls out Än elephant... Close enough, she replies.
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Woowwwww I did not realise that things were so rough out in the nursing homes.
An old woman meets an old man in the hallways of a nursing home…
… “I bet I can guess your age” says the old woman. “Open your pants zipper”.So the old man opens his zipper and the old woman reaches in there and, after feeling around for a bit, says “you’re 83”.
“Wow” says the old man “how did you know”?
“You told me yesterday” says the old woman.
An elderly couple were in the nursing home together. Yet the husband would disappear now and then for no apparent reason. She found out he was frequenting the lady in one of the other units, a Mrs Ethal Brown.
Finally the wife confronted her husband, "For 63 years, I washed your clothes, I gave you 3 sensible kids, I cooked your favourite meals. I put up with your drinking and bashings and never once said a word". What has Ethal got that I haven't that makes you see her so often?" she asked.
"Parkisons," he replied.
Finally the wife confronted her husband, "For 63 years, I washed your clothes, I gave you 3 sensible kids, I cooked your favourite meals. I put up with your drinking and bashings and never once said a word". What has Ethal got that I haven't that makes you see her so often?" she asked.
"Parkisons," he replied.
I reckon that'll be me in another few years time
I think I must be, I already have the trunk LOL
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