[Cheb]

Senior's Facebook​

For those of my Generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists :
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch,
and doing what anybody and everyone does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give a " thumbs up " and tell them I " like " them.
And it works, just like Facebook.
I already have 4 people following me.
2 Police Officers, a Private Investigator and a Psychiatrist.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Oh my! This made me reflect on how vastly different we all act online

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

This is so good @Cheb

 

[Robyn M for Mary]

For those of my Generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists :
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch,
and doing what anybody and everyone does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give a " thumbs up " and tell them I " like " them.
And it works, just like Facebook.
I already have 4 people following me.
2 Police Officers, a Private Investigator and a Psychiatrist.

I really LOVE this one. So true.

 

[WADuck]

Well that sure puts things into perspective. Hope they do not ban you for your activities.

 

[margie]

 

[Barbs helen]

Very clever

 

[Dancer]

I love this!!! It’s so true

 

[Nana P]

For those of my Generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists :
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch,
and doing what anybody and everyone does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give a " thumbs up " and tell them I " like " them.
And it works, just like Facebook.
I already have 4 people following me.
2 Police Officers, a Private Investigator and a Psychiatrist.

Best joke I've read for ages and ages. I'd copy and paste and send it to my grand-children - but I don't think they's quite get it!!

 

[June E]

For those of my Generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists :
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook, while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch,
and doing what anybody and everyone does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give a " thumbs up " and tell them I " like " them.
And it works, just like Facebook.
I already have 4 people following me.
2 Police Officers, a Private Investigator and a Psychiatrist.

Watch those 2 police officers following you there is a Facebook jail and I’d hate to see you in there