phantomrose102

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Seductive Wife

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?”

“No,” said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 dollar note. He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $30,000 all crumpled up?”

He said “No!”trying to hide his arousal.

She said….. “Check the garage.”😂
 

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