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Secrets!

Two young guys were talking and one said to the other,
'Do you want to know an easy way to get what you want.'
'How?'
'Tell people you know their secret.'
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, 'I know your secret!'
Dad replies, 'Please don't tell your Mum, here's $50.'
He can't believe how easy that was and wastes no time continuing.
The boy then runs to his mom, 'Mum, I know your secret!'
Mom said, 'Please don't tell your Dad, here's $100.'
Even more excited now, he pushes his boundaries.
He spots the mailman and decides to try it on him.
'Hey, Mr Mailman, I know your secret!'
The mailman is shocked. He stops in his tracks,
with tears in his eyes, he opens his arms and says,
'Come here son, give your dad a hug!'

 

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