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Screaming from the Kitchen
Bloke upstairs just waking up and he hears screams from the kitchen downstairs.
He comes running down the stairs and into the kitchen where he sees his wife at the cooker.
She turns to him and says “Quick, clean off the counter there behind me and start making love to me for as long as you can.” He thought all his birthdays had come at once.
The bloke looks a bit stunned for a second or two, but clears the counter off as quick as a whistle
and proceeds to make mad passionate love to the missus.
When they were finished the bloke turned to the wife and said, “Well that was a surprise”
“What was all that about.”
She looked at him for a second and said,
“Oh nothing really it’s just that the egg timer had just broken.”
