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mOiOz

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SAUCY SANTA

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My first memorable Christmas in Australia was at my first job when they arranged their annual Secret Santa.
One of my colleagues (let's call her Jess) was a real scream, always joking around. Being a great fan of humour, we both got on like a house on fire.
She was always making sexual remarks about the fantasy of wanting a big black man.
So, when the Secret Santa basket was going around the office, I requested the ticket with Jess' name and was given to me.

Being like-minded with Jess, as the saying goes, 'Great minds think alike', which are usually both wicked, my purchase was appropriately on the same topic!

Unbeknown to us all, the boss a great, friendly and outgoing woman, decided to hold the Christmas party in her office with everyone sitting in a circle of chairs.

All gifts were appropriately handed out and opened simultaneously.
Within minutes, Jess gave a high-pitched shriek, clasped her hand over her mouth and dashed out with her gift.
Yes, you guessed it... a big black dildo!
The girl who carried the basket was the only one who knew.
To this day, I doubt Jess knows who her Saucy Santa is.
 
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