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mOiOz

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SACKED BINGO CALLER

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If you have not tried it don't knock it.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. On finishing up the last coat of paint on a house the painter gave an invoice to the owner, the owner looked it over then said with surprise, You only charged me for the labor what about the paint? The painter answered it's on the house.
 
Chew man Chu ancient Chinese philosopher?
 
Bloody noice.
 
They stoped me from calling after the following?
And its a true story, happened in New Zealand when I was laying football.
ALL THE FOURS -- DIANA DORS
WITH NO DRAWS SEE HER DATE
NUMBER EIGHT?
 
A hairy view is not an option. I don't require an unwanted dental flossing so I go for the "shaven haven". :p
 
A hairy view is not an option. I don't require an unwanted dental flossing so I go for the "shaven haven". :p
That's worth a Brazillian laughs!!! 😁
 
Wouldn't be the first time, I've had to go to the dentist for a haircut?
PRO TIP: Be sure to keep your denture glue on the back of the dentures!
 

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