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Rye Bread
Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
Usual park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
Wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was
Amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
Did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
Stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed
Any help.
He asked, "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She replied, "There's a whole shelf of it. Would you
Like some?"
He said, "Oh yes, I'll take 5 loaves."
She admonished, "My goodness! 5 loaves? By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about
This shit but me
