[Skipton]

Rustle! Rustle!​

I ordered a Chinese takeaway last night and as I was
driving home I heard the bags rustling and moving !
I thought what the hell is that .
Has something got in the bag trying to eat my supper....
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me..
I was driving so I leaned forward ,picked up the bag ,
put it on the passenger seat and there it was again ,
more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it could be a rat or mouse or something,
so I carefully pulled the carrier bag down...
And there it was ...A Peeking Duck.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Meanwhile another guy who ordered a Pecking Duck was having a very hard time with his aggressive purchase

 

[Wandiwa]

Chinese takeaway: 14 bucks. Petrol to pick it up: 2 bucks. Getting home and finding that they've forgotten one of your containers... Riceless.

 

[Caroline257]

Rustle! Rustle!​

I ordered a Chinese takeaway last night and as I was
driving home I heard the bags rustling and moving !
I thought what the hell is that .
Has something got in the bag trying to eat my supper....
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me..
I was driving so I leaned forward ,picked up the bag ,
put it on the passenger seat and there it was again ,
more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it could be a rat or mouse or something,
so I carefully pulled the carrier bag down...
And there it was ...A Peeking Duck.

Haha

 

[Luckyus]

Rustle! Rustle!​

I ordered a Chinese takeaway last night and as I was
driving home I heard the bags rustling and moving !
I thought what the hell is that .
Has something got in the bag trying to eat my supper....
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me..
I was driving so I leaned forward ,picked up the bag ,
put it on the passenger seat and there it was again ,
more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it could be a rat or mouse or something,
so I carefully pulled the carrier bag down...
And there it was ...A Peeking Duck.

Hear about the Chinese couple that got divorced? She went back to Peking, he went back to Wan King.