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Runs a stop sign.............................!
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a police officer. He thinks he's smarter being a big-shot lawyer from Sydney and has a better education than a random police officer.
The officer asks for a licence and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The officer responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please," says the sheriff impatiently.
The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stopping, I'll give you my licence and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
The officer says, "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle." The lawyer steps out, and the officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.
The officer says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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