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ROVER'S TAIL
There was a dog called Rover that belonged to a pub owner. Rover was very popular with the customers, and often given a nip of brandy that caused his tail to wag.
One day poor rover died and so as to remember him they had his tail mounted in a glass case above the bar.
Well Rover gets to Doggy Heaven and St Peter says, “We cannot allow dogs in without a tail.”
So poor Rover goes back down to the pub to try and get his tail back. He arrives at the pub late at night, and the landlord hears this ghostly barking and scratching at the door so opens up and there is Rover.
“I need my tail back so I can get into heaven.”
The Landlord replies, “Sorry Rover but I will lose my licence if I am caught retailing spirits at this time of night.”
