Rough Day!
A bear walks into a bar...
The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired.
He eventually makes his way over to the bear.
The bear immediately tells him, "You look exhausted."
"Yeah, it's been a rough day," says the bartender,
"What are you drinking?"
"I'll have a glass of...", says the bear.
He waits a painfully long moment before finishing, "...scotch."
"Why the long face?", asks the bartender.
"Don't you mean big pause?", asks the bear.
"Yeah, sorry. Like I said, it's been a rough day."