[Ivory]

Ringer’s Downfall​

A woman goes into a bar in Winton and sees a ringer with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the ringer if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The ringer grins and says, "Sure is, little lady! Why don't you come up to my room and let me prove it to you!" The woman wants to find out for herself, so she spends the night with him. The next morning she hands him a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replies, "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.

 

[Wandiwa]

A mate of mine just sits at the bar and the ladies hang around him like flies on a rotten chop. He's absolutely nothing to look at, and he has a terrible habit of just sitting there licking his eyebrows.

 

[Ivory]

A mate of mine just sits at the bar and the ladies hang around him like flies on a rotten chop. He's absolutely nothing to look at, and he has a terrible habit of just sitting there licking his eyebrows.

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I don’t read words, I read pictures and my film clip for this would be R rated. But 100% hilarious.
PS, just for the record I also laugh really loudly when seriously amused and I read this in a cuticle in a full A & E Dept