[Skipton]

Retail Therapy!​

Redhead: ''So how was your weekend?''
Blonde: ''Not so good, my cat got its tail cut off by the lawn mower.''
Redhead: ''That's terrible, what did you do about it?''
Blonde: ''Well I got the cat and its tail and took it to Woolworths.''
Redhead: ''Why wouldn't you take the cat to the vet?''
Blonde: ''Well I had heard that Woolworths were the biggest retailer in the country!!''

 

[Wandiwa]

Groan !