[mOiOz]

RELATIONSHIP STATUS​

 

[Gideon]

OMG!

 

[CliffE]

Lucky little toe!
Ooooh, that sort of bang.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. this is a bit r rated so beware.

This woman was taking a bath and took her young son in the room so he would not get into mischief. As she was drying herself her son pointed to her private parts and said what is that Mum? after a bit of thinking she said it's my cheek, just then there came a knock at the door so the mother said go and see who that his, on opening the door he saw a salesman selling Brushes who said tell your mother what I am selling so the boy goes back to his mum, when she found out what the man was selling she said go back and ask what the price was the man said $5 so back went the boy again and the mother not really interested said I will buy one for a dollar, so back went the boy again and said mum will buy one for a $1, so the salesman said your mum's got some cheek and the boy said yes she has and it's got more hairs on it than any of your brushes.

 

[Gideon]

It’s always the little ones that get banged about!

 

[Veggiepatch]

It’s always the little ones that get banged about!

My big one always gets banged around....

....big toe that is.