Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding hood is skipping down the road, when she comes across The Big Bad Wolf.
She says "Oh what big eyes you have !!!"
The Big Bad Wolf runs off.
Later she sees him behind a tree.
She says "Oh what big ears you've got !!!"
Again The Big Bad Wolf runs off.
Later, she sees him hiding behind a sign.
She says "Oh what big teeth you have !!!"
The Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says...
"Will you F*K off!!! I'm trying to have a sh$t !!!"