[Skipton]

Read Carefully!​

Three men are traveling though the desert and they are very thirsty:
They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top:
"Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."
The three men are very excited.
The first man slides down and yells. "Milk." He then falls into a pool of milk.
The next man goes down and yells. "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.
The final man goes down and, overwhelmed with excitement, he yells....."Weeeeeeeee”“

 

[midgemills]

I put that joke up recently but it involved a genie, an Australian, an American and an Irishman and alcohol. LOL

 

[thomas]

I put that joke up recently but it involved a genie, an Australian, an American and an Irishman and alcohol. LOL

I know it as three women and (you guessed it) the third one was the blonde

 

[Lolali]

Water would have been the answer

 

[Dennis]

I put that joke up recently but it involved a genie, an Australian, an American and an Irishman and alcohol. LOL

There are so many old jokes with different scenarios around.

 

[Gazman]

Could've been worse, he may have yelled sh'ite!

 

[gentlejack]

Could've been worse, he may have yelled sh'ite!

Or here i come

 

[Gazman]

Or here i come

You've made a spelling mistake in error? Why not beer, wine or champagne I wonder?

 

[BobR]

They're not good desert drinks, dry you out and leave you in an unclear state