RBT
Sally was living in a nursing home and was a bit of an institution on her mobile scooter. She would whiz quickly around the corridors and the old guys would play it up for fun.
One day she turns the corner on two wheels and Fred comes out and stops her. " I think you're exceeding the speed limit there Sally. Tone it down or I'll have to give you a ticket."
Off she goes and little further on Sammy pulls her up. "You're driving on the wrong side of the road, Sally. Keep to the left or I'll give you a ticket."
Around the next corner Crazy Cecil is waiting for her, stark naked.
Sally says, "Oh no! Not the Random Breath Test again