[Skipton]

Ransacked!​

Returning home from work, a young blonde woman was shocked
to find that her house had been ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels
and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash.
The blonde woman ran out on the porch and
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog.
Then she sat down on the steps, put her face in her hands and moaned,
"I came home to find all my possessions stolen.
I called the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!

 

[Wandiwa]

That's why cops use German Shephards and not Labradors, so people can tell the difference.