You spelt "orifice" wrong.
I worked in two orifices, two offices and two I shouldn’t complain about because I was boss cocky and answerable to the board! So if the latter two were orifices I were to blame🥹🥹

Edit: I worked for two years with people who were experiencing “complex and multiple, non-vocational barriers to employment.” I had one lovely gentleman who, apart from a number of other issues, was functionally illiterate. I managed to get him into an adult class which he attended regularly, but would never say how he was getting on. At one of his appointments I was updating a participant page when I heard him speak, and I froze. I had left my coffee cup exposed and he was reading it fluently - “I drink coffee at work because we don’t have sex breaks!”

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