[Luckyus]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

 

[Dennis]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly Book Titles," A Terrible Nightmare" by Gladys Over.

 

[Gazman]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Ha ha

 

[Maggie1935]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Now this is my sort of joke. I love it!!!

 

[Barbara V]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Noo .....!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Lol, you poor slug. get back into your shell. Hahaha.

 

[Luckyus]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly Book Titles," A Terrible Nightmare" by Gladys Over.

Silly Book Titles, Cat's Revenge by Claude Balls.

 

[Hanzee 54]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Haste makes waste

 

[SEAN]

Silly Book Titles, Cat's Revenge by Claude Balls.

Broken Windows by EVA BRIK-----

 

[SEAN]

Broken Windows by EVA BRIK

 

[Tuppence37]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

Boom Boom

 

[PAUL TURKINGTON]

Racing Snail​

I used to own a racing snail, but he was rubbish an couldn't win anything.

Realising that in motor racing one of the ways to make a car go faster is to lighten it I decided to do the same with my snail.

So I took off its shell. It didn't make it faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish!

"Ten Days in the saddle by Major BumSore " or maybe The Yellow River "by I. P. Daily

 

[midgemills]

A bit naughty/

Hole in The Mattress by Mr Completely.

The Glass Brassier by Seymour Tit.