[Skipton]

''Quiet Please!''​

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says,
“I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
“Sorry,” he whispers.
“I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

 

[Pete C.]

An old blonde joke!

 

[john winston]

Surely there are better jokes out there?

 

[Mrtnst]

Surely there are better jokes out there?

Yes, but most of them are in parliament.

 

[SM17453]

Well, John, why don't you post one then.

 

[Dennis]

It is hard to keep a daily joke entered without a few weak ones creeping in.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What is always behind the times? The back of a watch.

 

[Gunpark]

Yes, but most of them are in parliament.

Australia Post does not like you posting bodies.

 

[Reet]

There's one good thing about high petrol prices. Whenever I fill the tank, I double the value of my car.