Mando

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Questions that Haunt Me.

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do they use sterilized needles for a lethal injection?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light bulbs?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why can you be in a movie but on TV?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
How come Superman stops bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are becoming dead?
If Wile. E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs but Pluto stands on four? They're both dogs!
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean morality comes from morons?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 

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