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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley,
when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop.
The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open it up, take valves out,
fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one.
So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money,
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic…
"𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.”
 

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