[Skipton]

PUNS (3)​

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

 

[Catherines]

Love it, Skipton. Keep your jokes coming.

 

[Dougal]

PUNS (3)​

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

I bought ten pieces of thyme and when I got home I noticed that one of them was torn, so I sewed up the torn part to prevent any poison from getting out and infecting the others; ie: a stitch in thyme saves nine.

 

[Catsy]

Very clever guys, keep them coming please, they are always worth a
much needed smile

 

[Darron]

Good puns, very punny

 

[Barbara V]

PUNS (3)​

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

 

[Barbara V]

Clever as

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Very phunny indeed

 

[Vinylted]

PUNS (3)​

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

GROAN!