[thomas]

pub night​

a woman complains to her husband "you go out to the pub 4 times a week and enjoy yourself with your friends but you never take me anywhere, you can take me with you to the pub tonight"
"ok" he says
they end up at the pub and he asks whet she would like to drink.
"oh, I don't know" she says, "what do you usually drink?"
he says "well, I always drink beer"
"ok" she says "I'll have a beer"
they sit there drinking beer for about a couple of hours and she says " well, I don't see what you get out of this, drinking beer all night AND it tastes awful"
the husband looks at her and says "and you think I come here to drink this stuff and enjoy myself"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Uh oh... WHAT DOES HE DO!?

 

[Chrissyboy27]

He goes to the pub to get away from her.

 

[Gazman]

Uh oh... WHAT DOES HE DO!?

Uh oh - he escapes her for a while

 

[Possum Lover]

Forget it and find your own enjoyment. Preferably leave him home on his own for the other nights!

 

[Xe]

Cheapest Pub in the World​

Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint;

‟That will be $0.05 please sir”.

‟Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too”

‟Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir”.

‟Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps”.

‟0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together”.
>‟This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I would like to thank him”.

‟Oh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife”.

‟...What is he doing upstairs with your wife?”

‟Same thing I’m doing down here with his business”.

 

[Vinylted]

Uh oh... WHAT DOES HE DO!?

Yeah I'd like to know that?