[Vinylted]

Psalm 23 with Albo​

Albo is my Shepherd, I shall not have electricity.
He maketh me to lie down in dark houses.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and National Parties.
And he guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the solar panels,
I shall still be in darkness, for I fear, with turbines
they are too few, and too futile.
Chalmers has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses overrunneth my salary.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me, all
the days of this Labor Government.
5000 years ago Moses said ‘Take up your shovel,
mount your ass or camel, and I’ll lead you to the Promised Land.
5000 years later, Howard said: ‘Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and light up a Camel, for this IS the Promised Land.
But watch out now, or Albo will take away your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass and take away the Promised Land.

I’m glad I am Australian, so glad that I am free. but I wish I was a doggie and Albo was a tree.